Three patients in a mental institution prepare
for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a
diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and
asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and
breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to
jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me
why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I
can't swim!"
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| Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin 06 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
simple good joke like breeze before a rain
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| Author: devireddy 07 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
good joke
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| Author: Jinesh 07 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
good one
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| Author: Balaji 07 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
good joke :->
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| Author: karthekeyan 07 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Not bad
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