How students will pass

Posted Date: 05 May 2008 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: venkat kamal Member Level: Gold
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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1.Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2.Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263

3.8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4.1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5.2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6.1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7.Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46

8.Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9.For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3

10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left

11.That 1 day is your birthday
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

"Then how can a student pass ??"

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Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin 06 May 2008