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Love marriage vs Arranged Marriage(It Perspective)


Posted Date: 02 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Anjali Sharma       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 4



hi
Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!





Responses

Author: vijaybabu    03 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
nice good


Author: Vijaykumar Patil    03 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nice one


Author: Sabarees    03 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Nice Thinking!!!!!!!


Author: Sri Devi    04 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
very nice!!!!!!


Author: Vinay    05 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Really good.is it ur creativity or any others idea?....kidding


Author: karthik    05 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Really good......


Author: kunal badgujar    05 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
really good yaar..


Author: venkat kamal    05 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
really nice.........i hope u will provide some good entertainment like this..........


Author: jayesh sharma    06 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
good one...but when u dont copied from anywhere if no then you have good sense of humour dear.


Author: Anjali Sharma    06 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
hi
this is anjali.
thnk u all for ur wonderful response. i ve posted more jokes like ths have a luk and tell me whether u like or not


Author: rakesh kumar    06 May 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
really nice yaar


Author: Arunkumar    06 May 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
Hi Anjali.. U post somthing gud... keep going


Author: Dharmendra Banoliya    07 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Hi its very good abt love and arrange marraige.
where u got this...........


Author: devireddy    07 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hi
Really best one I think


Author: Balaji    07 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Good thought


Author: sivakumar    07 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Nice...


Author: karthekeyan    07 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
wow super


Author: Ameet     08 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Super


Author: mani    08 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Nice ...........


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