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The Customer and the Unix Consultant

Posted Date: 29 Apr 2008 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: ravindrababu kothalanka Member Level: Gold
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Cust what is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?
UNIX yes, that's correct.
Cust no, what is it ?
UNIX yes.
Cust so, which is the one ?
UNIX no.'which' is used to find the program.
Cust stop this. who are you ?
UNIX use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'.you can also 'finger yoo' to get information about 'yoo'.
Cust all i want to know is what finds the revision code ?
UNIX use 'what'.
Cust that's what i am trying to find out. isn't that true ?
UNIX no. 'true' gives you 0.
Cust which one ?
UNIX 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname'
Cust let's get back to my problem. what program? how do i find it?
UNIX type 'find/-name it' to find 'it'.type 'what program' to get the revision code.
Cust i want to find the revision code.
UNIX you can't 'find revisioncode', you must use 'what program'.
Cust which command will do what i need?
UNIX no. 'which command' will find 'command'.

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Author: Abhishek Arya 21 May 2008

Member Level: Diamond Points : 2

too confusing :)

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