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Posted Date: 28 Apr 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: pallavi       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 0



"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"

"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

" Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."

Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"

Progect Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"

Husband - Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !




Responses

Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin    06 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Great . Very interesting n amazing joke to hear. Keep it up.You can also marketing .


Author: akhilesh chauhan    06 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
very nice... :)


Author: karthik    06 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
nice. good thinking...


Author: shaik mohiuddin    06 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
keep it up


Author: devireddy    07 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
good :)


Author: Balaji    07 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Very good advertising for products.


Author: venkat kamal    07 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
good advertising for the products....may be u r very good in marketing......jus kidding....


Author: HereToLearn.Net !!    08 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Nice one:)


Author: devireddy    08 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Wow very nice :)


Author: akku    08 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
NICE ONE


Author: Gaurav Agrawal    09 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Kya baat hai mast hai joke


Author: Rekha     14 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nice


Author: Rumpa M    14 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
very good. keep it up.


Author: Abhishek Arya    16 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
good one :)


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