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Oh the Internet is slow


Posted Date: 09 Apr 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Shivshanker Cheral       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 5




The Net is Slow

Oh, the network outside is frightful,
But on campus, it's so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

When we finally connect to a site,
It's time to go back to the dorm;
But if I could stay here all night,
I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,
And, I fear, we're still denying,
But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.




Responses

Author: Jinesh    21 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Wow...poem on net !!


Author: karthik    21 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
twinkle twinkle little star...
nice poem..


Author: Rekha     22 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Good poem about internet slow :-)


Author: Deepa    11 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
Really Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.



Author: komaladevi    11 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
it should in poems section but not in the jokes , because a good poem on net but not a ggood joke


Author: Srinivas     11 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Nice poem


Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru    12 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
nice poem...but not a joke.... :(


Author: tatata    12 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1
komaladevi always discouraging others and others talent


Author: Jeff    12 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
nice poem...


Author: Rumpa M    12 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good poem, keep it up.


Author: Legend     19 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
good thinking


Author: Rajeev Kumar Dubey    30 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
good thing is that u r very good in computer thats why u r able to make such good knowledgeful poem .good ...................one


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