Conversation between wife and husband




Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad?s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


Comments

Author: Abhishek Arya22 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

good one

Author: John Fernandez07 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.

Author: sree07 Jun 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

wife and husband joke is very nice

Author: komaladevi08 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

:)

Author: Deepa09 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

ha ha ha....
Really nice

Author: kingfisher24 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

great, sensible joke:)

Author: Kiran 24 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

old one dont repeat the old jokes

Author: Bunty25 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Hi,

Really ausum.
I enjoyed it a lot.
Always post such amusing jokes yaar.
It will refresh the mind too.
Keep Posting.

Thanks and Regards
S.S.Bajoria

Author: Anjali Sharma26 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

gud one
:)

Author: dorairaj30 Jun 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2

Excellent jokes ...
Might be I heard it alredy
thanks for reminding me the old joke in a techie way/..
Keep posting funny conversational jokes allways..

Author: Chaitra R11 Jul 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

hi really a nice one

it refreshes mind in between works

thanks for jokes

keep sharing such things

regards
Chaitra R

Author: sridhar14 Jul 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

ver nice & sensational thinkings..

Author: Ultimaterengan17 Jul 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

hi,
nice one



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