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Conversation between wife and husband


Posted Date: 04-Apr-2008  Last Updated:   Category: Computer Jokes    
Author: Member Level: Gold    Points: 2






Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad?s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


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Responses to "Conversation between wife and husband"
Author: Abhishek Arya    22 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
good one


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.


Author: sree    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
wife and husband joke is very nice


Author: komaladevi    08 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
:)


Author: Deepa    09 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
ha ha ha....
Really nice



Author: kingfisher    24 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
great, sensible joke:)


Author: Kiran     24 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
old one dont repeat the old jokes


Author: Bunty    25 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hi,

Really ausum.
I enjoyed it a lot.
Always post such amusing jokes yaar.
It will refresh the mind too.
Keep Posting.

Thanks and Regards
S.S.Bajoria



Author: Anjali Sharma    26 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
gud one
:)



Author: dorairaj    30 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
Excellent jokes ...
Might be I heard it alredy
thanks for reminding me the old joke in a techie way/..
Keep posting funny conversational jokes allways..



Author: Chaitra R    11 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi really a nice one

it refreshes mind in between works

thanks for jokes

keep sharing such things

regards
Chaitra R



Author: sridhar    14 Jul 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
ver nice & sensational thinkings..


Author: Ultimaterengan    17 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hi,
nice one



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