Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad?s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
|Author: Abhishek Arya 22 May 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 2|
|Author: John Fernandez 07 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 2|
|That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.|
|Author: sree 07 Jun 2008||Member Level: Silver Points : 0|
|wife and husband joke is very nice|
|Author: komaladevi 08 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 0|
|Author: Deepa 09 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 0|
|ha ha ha....|
|Author: kingfisher 24 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 0|
|great, sensible joke:)|
|Author: Kiran 24 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 0|
|old one dont repeat the old jokes|
|Author: Bunty 25 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 2|
I enjoyed it a lot.
Always post such amusing jokes yaar.
It will refresh the mind too.
Thanks and Regards
|Author: Anjali Sharma 26 Jun 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 0|
|Author: dorairaj 30 Jun 2008||Member Level: Bronze Points : 2|
|Excellent jokes ...|
Might be I heard it alredy
thanks for reminding me the old joke in a techie way/..
Keep posting funny conversational jokes allways..
|Author: Chaitra R 11 Jul 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 1|
|hi really a nice one|
it refreshes mind in between works
thanks for jokes
keep sharing such things
|Author: sridhar 14 Jul 2008||Member Level: Silver Points : 0|
|ver nice & sensational thinkings..|
|Author: Ultimaterengan 17 Jul 2008||Member Level: Gold Points : 0|