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Conversation between wife and husband

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Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad?s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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Responses to "Conversation between wife and husband"
Author: Abhishek Arya  22 May 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
good one

Author: John Fernandez  07 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.

Author: sree  07 Jun 2008   Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
wife and husband joke is very nice

Author: komaladevi  08 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Author: Deepa  09 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
ha ha ha....
Really nice

Author: kingfisher  24 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
great, sensible joke:)

Author: Kiran   24 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
old one dont repeat the old jokes

Author: Bunty  25 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Really ausum.
I enjoyed it a lot.
Always post such amusing jokes yaar.
It will refresh the mind too.
Keep Posting.

Thanks and Regards

Author: Anjali Sharma  26 Jun 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
gud one

Author: dorairaj  30 Jun 2008   Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
Excellent jokes ...
Might be I heard it alredy
thanks for reminding me the old joke in a techie way/..
Keep posting funny conversational jokes allways..

Author: Chaitra R  11 Jul 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi really a nice one

it refreshes mind in between works

thanks for jokes

keep sharing such things

Chaitra R

Author: sridhar  14 Jul 2008   Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
ver nice & sensational thinkings..

Author: Ultimaterengan  17 Jul 2008   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
nice one


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