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Never Marry................


Posted Date: 03 Apr 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Vaishali Vithalani       Member Level: Silver
Rating:     Points: 5



Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.



Applicable to BOY TOO








Responses

Author: Abhishek Arya    22 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
very very true


Author: Nitish Kumar Singh    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nice.


Author: komaladevi    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
an old one


Author: karthik    23 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
good one.. but toooooooooooo old.....


Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
old one and i read it here many times....anyway thx for sharing...


Author: shubham tiwari    27 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
very true in case of girls......


Author: Jagadevi basawaraj    28 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
nice one


Author: Mahesh H Shivaswamy    28 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Applicable only to girls :)


Author: srilu    28 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Nice Joke ..


Author: Sonu Fernandes    28 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Nice joke but it's very old one Vaishali..


Author: Srinivas     28 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Nice and good one .girls should realise this


Author: Rajeev Kumar Dubey    29 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
old but you must think what kind of girl you are vaishali


Author: vijaya bharathi    07 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
hi,nice one

but wht abt .NET girls.


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