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Hardware Mfgr & Microsoft


Posted Date: 05 Mar 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Posted By: Gaurav Agrawal       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 5



Customer: There is smoke coming out of my power supply.

Service Rep: Sir, something has burned within your power supply.

Customer: I bet that there is some command that I can put into the AUTOEXEC.BAT file that will take care of this.

Service Rep: There is nothing that software can do to help you with this problem.

Customer: I know that there is something I can put in... some command... maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS.

[After a few minutes of going round and round]

Service Rep: Okay, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but there is a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you can use. I want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add the last line as C:\DOS\NOSMOKE and reboot your computer.

[Customer does this]

Customer: It is still smoking.

Service Rep: I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them for a patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE.

[The customer then hung up. We thought that we had heard the last of this guy. But NO; he calls back four hours later!]

Service Rep: Hello, Sir, how is your computer?

Customer: I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply is incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need to get a new one. I was wondering when I can have that done and how much it will cost....



Responses
Author: Nilesh Garje    02 Dec 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
it relaxed me a lot...

keeep going and keep on sending

happy smiles...

thanks a lot

cheers!!




Author: Sanju    03 Dec 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
Good one.

Keep posting such good jokes.

Really enjoyed.

Thanks
Sanju.


Author: Abraham Kuriakose    05 Dec 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

Very good. Really good.

enjoyed


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