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Net Addiction

Posted Date: 23 Feb 2008	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Mohan	Member Level: Gold
Rating:	Points: 5

Top Signs of Net Addiction

* You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."
* You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
* You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
* You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.
* You start using smiley's in your snail mail.
* Your hard drive crashes.
* You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.
* You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
* You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

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Author: kunal badgujar 08 May 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 2

hi..
nice one

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