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Letter to Lord Krishna!


Posted Date: 20 Feb 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: HimaBindu VeeramachaneniMember Level: Diamond    
Rating: Points: 5



Letter 1

Dear Krishna,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby


**************

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.


**************

Letter 2

Dear krishna,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like

A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.


Your friend,

Bobby

**************

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and
started again.

**************

Letter 3

Dear krishna,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for
my birthday.

Bobby

**************

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to krishna either. So, Bobby
wrote a fourth letter.

**************

Letter 4

krishna,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Bobby

**************

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him
a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to temple.


Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.


Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.


Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner.


Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there.

Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down
the street, into the house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a
pen.


Bobby began to write his letter to krishna.


**************
Letter 5

krishna,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!


Poor Boy! He doesn't know that Krishna is more happy now!!





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