A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend.
And gig was your middle finger upright.
Now, they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy,
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut, you did with a pocket knife.
Paste, you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu.
I guess, I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But, when it happens, they wish they were dead.
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