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Computer communication!!


Posted Date: 07 Feb 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Posted By: Deepika Haridas       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 5



What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord



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