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Cars Like Computers
Posted Date: 06 Feb 2008
Resource Type:
Computer Jokes
Category:
General
Author:
Mohan
Member Level:
Gold
Rating:
Points
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If cars were like computers they would:
1. ask you ' are you sure you want the airbag to come out?' if you have a crash.
2. every time you want to do something you have to open the window(s)
3. every time you want to shut it down you have to go to start, shutdown and press ok
4. if you don't do above, you have to wait for it to wait for about 5 minuets for it to check the disk
5. the more information is stored on it, the slower it will go.
6. if you get just too much stuff on it (like what happened to me), you have to break all the windows and get new ones
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