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Sardar's Y2K solution


Posted Date: 04 Feb 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Raghunadha Raju       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 5



Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K
verification task.Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code
in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data
files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"
date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs
and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of
this Y to K problem has made any sense to
me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help
in any way possible. And what does the year
2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to
do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your direction."

Very Sincerely
Banta Singh
Y2K Project Leader






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