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Wedding in SQL

Posted Date: 28 Jan 2008	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Bharani Peddakotla	Member Level: Silver
Rating:	Points: 5

Wedding Query....... . (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@BrideGroom Char(notBad) ,
@BrideChar(Good)

AS
BEGIN

SELECTBride FROMindia_Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' AND
BrideEduStatus='PGorAbove' AND
HavingBrothers='NO' AND
HavingSisters ='No' AND
AllowRelocate ='YES'

SELECTGold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROMFatherInLaw

UPDATEMyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShedVALUES('BMW')

END
GO

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Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND

Commit;

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