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If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer


Posted Date: 28 Jan 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: manibabu.gMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 5



* If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
* To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
* If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
* Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
* To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
* To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
* If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
* When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
* We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
* To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
* Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
* To undo a mistake, click on "back".
* If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".




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