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SCIENCE OF LOVE


Posted Date: 04 Jan 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Vamshikrishna ReddyMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 5



PHYSICS:

Like Newton's Law Of Gravitation, here is Universal Law Of Love.
It states that every person in the universe loves atleast 1 person (friends,parents,relatives,etc...) with a love directly proportional to the product of the care & truthfulness towards him/her.

L ~ C*T

L=Kct, where k is the constant of proportionality . But neither the value of L or K was found because love cannot be measured.



BIOLOGY:

Disease : Loveitis

Caused By : Deficiency of a person to love or be a friend.

Symptoms : The person feels lonely. he feels that life is a burden. His / her heart is swollen.

Prevention : Never hate anyone.

Control : LPV (Loveitis Prevention Vaccine) can be given to the person through a friend.


CHEMISTRY:

1)It is colourless & selfless but never heartless.
2)Occurrence : It is found in the smile of friends & hearts of parents.
3)It is non-combustible & does not support for it extinguishes the flame of your sorrow.
4)Its constituents - people who love each other cannot be separated by physical means for love forms a strong & true bond between two hearts.
5)It reacts with other substances.
Example:
Love + Truthfulness -> Friendship + Happiness (precipitated in our heart).




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