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Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus

Posted Date: 03 Jan 2008	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Pawan Tiwari	Member Level: Gold
Rating:	Points: 5

Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
1. Viruses are free.

2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.

3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.

4. Viruses don't have major bugs.

5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.

6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.

7. Viruses aren't on every computer.

8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...

9. Viruses install themselves !

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Author: Deepika Haridas 27 Nov 2008

Member Level: Diamond Points : 1

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ohh really very funny..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika

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