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Top 10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

Posted Date: 02 Jan 2008 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: manibabu.g Member Level: Gold
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10 Can't stick your head out of Windows '95
9 Fetch command not available on all platforms
8 Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit
7 Can't help attacking the screen upon hearing "You've Got Mail"
6 Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway you're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working
5 Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software
4 Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging
3 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
2 Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver
1 Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms

What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
Both offer very little support

How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just redefine darkness as the industry standard

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your word processor?
There's White-Out all over the screen.

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