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A Professor at one of da IIM's (INDIA) was explaining
marketing concepts
to da Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very
rich.
Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm
very rich.
Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open
the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's
Public
Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to
you and
says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand
Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face. -
That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's
demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich.
Will you
marry me?"
and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's
restriction for
entering new markets
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