Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son : Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner : I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter : Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband : U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man : Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer : Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can
keep it.
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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