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National Jokes


Posted Date: 16 Oct 2007    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: SheebaMember Level: Silver    
Rating: Points: 5



*** Tamil Jokes:***

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.



How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

Ready....Steady..... PO



What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?

Rangamannar Rangarajan.



****Malayalee Jokes:****

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?

Pheno Menon.



What do you call a dashing Malayalee?

Debo Nair.



Why did the Malayalee cross the road?

To join the trade union on the other side.



***Sindhi Jokes:***

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?

Because air is free.



What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?

Bhagwandas Godwani.

A Sindhi painter?

Sadarangani.



A Sindhi chef?

Papadmull Kukreja.



A Sindhi electrician?

Voltram Bijlani.



A Sindhi milkman?

Gopal Dudeja.



A Sindhi pest control contractor?

Khatmull Marwani.



A Sindhi casanova?

Prem Kissinchandani.



A Sindhi fire-engine?

Bhambhani.



A Sindhi detergent?

Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?

Mailwani.



A communist Sindhi?

Karl Lal-wani.



A fashionable Sindhi?

Jogio Armani or Primlani.



A heroic Sindhi soldier?

Hiroo Sipahimalani.



A forgetful Sindhi?

Bhulo Bhulchandani.



A fat Sindhi?

Hathiramani



A downtrodden Sindhi?

Nichani.



A corrupt Sindhi?

Chaipani.



A Sindhi fly?

Makhija.



A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?

Thad-ani.



A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?

Kriplani.



A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?

Mar-jani.





***Gujju Jokes:***



Why does the Gujju go to London ?

To see his Big Ben.



Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when

he was offered tea?

Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.



What is a Gujju picnic called?

A snake in the grass.



Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?

Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'



What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro

STATES ma gayon?"

His son failed in statistics.



Maro dikro Dubai gayo?

My son drowned.



Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on

tv? Be-watch

(Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)



What do you call a knee less gujju ?

Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)



*** Bengali Jokes:***



An outlawed Bengali?

Kanoon Banerjee.



An enlightened Bengali?

Jyoti Basu.



Bengali who works?

A work of fiction.



A stupid Bengali girl?

Balika Buddhu.



A Bengali marriage?

Bedding





A mad Bengali?

In Sen.



A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?

Kalidas Guha.



A Bengali mobster?

Robin Ganguli





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