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bachelor in Reliance


Posted Date: 12 Oct 2007    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: prashanna kumar jhaMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 5




For Bachelors in Reliance

Jay : Mausi, ladka Reliance mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal Reliance me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Reliance mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..???

Jay : Ab network wale ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka sales mein hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale se shaadi kar le par Reliance ke employee se katai nahin karegi.

BEST OF LUCK ............................




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