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Mix of Santa - Banta jokes!

Posted Date: 21 Jul 2007	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Jesudas. G	Member Level: Bronze
Rating:	Points: 5

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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.

Because it was on second floor..

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Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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