C# Tutorials and offshore development in India
    Tutorials   Resources   Forum   Communities   Interview   Jobs   Projects   Offshore Development    
Silverlight Tutorials | Mentor | Code Converter | Articles | Code Factory | Computer Jokes | Members | Peer Appraisal | IT Companies | Bookmarks | Revenue Sharing |


Prizes & Awards
My Profile



Active Members
TodayLast 7 Days more...

New Feature: Community Sites: Create your own .NET community website and start earning from Google AdSense ! It's Free !




A Letter to Bill Gates By a Singh


Posted Date: 02 Jul 2007    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Saravana Kumar.NMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 5



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,
only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We
checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what
the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to
"sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle' , but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find ', but
unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my
home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
10. Hey ye kya hi, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining
ka kya huwa?
11. Are ye to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.
12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide 'Enddown'.
13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only 'NOTEPAD' , tell me fast as I lost me PEN.
14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.
15. There is 'WIN AMP ' what about 'Win VOLT ', 'Win RESISTANCE '.
16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOM





Responses


No responses found. Be the first to respond and make money from revenue sharing program.

Feedbacks      
Popular Tags   What are tags ?   Search Tags  
(No tags found.)

Post Feedback


This is a strictly moderated forum. Only approved messages will appear in the site. Please use 'Spell Check' in Google toolbar before you submit.
You must Sign In to post a response.
Next Resource: An unique Appraisal
Previous Resource: Fun Interview Questions
Return to Discussion Resource Index
Post New Resource
Category: General


Post resources and earn money!
 
Related Resources



dotNet Slackers   BizTalk Adaptors    Web Design


Contact Us    Privacy Policy    Terms Of Use