Why Computers Must be Female
1. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Why Computers Must be Male
1. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
4. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
5. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
7. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
8. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
9. The lights are on but nobody's home.
10. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
11. Size does matter.
Why Compilers Must be Female
1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing."
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
6. Small talk is important.
7. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
8. They make you take the garbage out.
9. Miss a period and they go wild
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| Author: Mahesh H Shivaswamy 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
k:)
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| Author: karthik 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
hmm nice..
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| Author: John Fernandez 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.
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