Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess,
what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain
is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of
the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
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| Author: Arindam Basu 30 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 1 |
Hi,
This was not a computer joke. I appeal to all to restrict this section only to computer jokes. However, this joke had something ingenious in it, that made me laugh to the bottom of my heart. Please keep up the good work.
Thanks,
Arindam
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| Author: Pradeep Y 30 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good one..
Keep posting more but short ones....
Enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Pradeep Y
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| Author: Vijay 30 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Hi,
Nice ...
Keep on posting like this...
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