ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set hom free...
Don't worry, he will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back within some time
forget him.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait.
until he comes back...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
* If he comes back,
and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_he))
m_he.free()
if(m_he == NULL)
m_he= new CHe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees
but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
He'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he loves you,
the probability of him coming back is high
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set him free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set him free by
Offering him VRS and other benefits
Then outsource him
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