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THE INDIAN COW


Posted Date: 12 Jan 2007    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: praveen sebastinMember Level: Bronze    
Rating: Points: 5



HE IS THE COW."The cow is a successful animal.
Also he is 4footed, And because he is female, he
give milks,but will do so when he is got child.] He
is samelike-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward
and two are afterwards.
> His whole body can be utilised for use. More so
the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his
basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment].
>
> What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd,
why and the condensed milk and so forth.
> Also he is useful to cobbler,watermans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of
lazy species., Also his other motion.. gober] is
much useful to trees, plants as well as for making
flat cakes[like Pizza],in hand , and drying in the
sun.
>
> Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his
teeth whom are situated in the inside of the
mouth.He is incessantly in the meadows in the
grass.His only attacking and defending organ is the
horns,specially so when he is got
> child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he
causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of
the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity
forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the
backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs
on the other end of the other side.
>
> This is done to frighten away the flies which
alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit
with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the
touch.So the grasses head is not crushed.At night
time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts.His eyes and nose are like his other
relatives. This is the cow.......




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