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Posted Date: 12 Dec 2006	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Asha Mathews	Member Level: Gold
Rating:	Points: 5

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in
One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby
in nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
4) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether
a man and woman is available or not.
5) Resource optimisation team thinks I don't need a man or woman, i'll
still produce a child with zero resources.
6) Documentation team thinks I don't care whether the child is delivered,
i'll just document 9 months.
7) QA Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce
baby.
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8) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Responses

Author: Deepika Haridas 29 Nov 2008

Member Level: Diamond Points : 1

Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika

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