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What if the IT Industry start making films


Posted Date: 09 Dec 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Asha MathewsMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 5



What if the IT Industry start making films ?

Some future film titles will be like :---

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai---Humara dil apke paas hai

2) Aao chat kare---Aao Pyar Kare

3) Programmer no.1---Coolie no.1

4) Mera naam developer---Mera naam joker

5) Java wale job le jayenge---Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain---Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein

7) Do processor baarah terminal---Do aankhen Baraah Haat

8) Tera code chal gaya---Tera jadoo chal gaya

9) Har Din jo mail Karega---Har dil jho pyar karega

10) Network Ke Us Paar

11) Debugging koi Khel nahi---Pyar koi khel nahi

12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai---Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai

13) Raju ban gaya MCSE---Raju ban gaya Gentleman

14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

15) Login karo sajana---Pyar karo sajna

16) Naukar PC ka

17) DOWN to hona hi tha---Pyar tho hona hi tha

18) Partition (Deewar)

19) 1942 - A Bug Story---1942 - A love story

20) Kaho Na Virus Hai---Kaho naa pyar hai

21)dot-Company (Company)

22) Program Instruction Aur Method ---Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat

23)Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)

24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai---Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai

25) BugVadh

26)Logon (Lagaan)

27) Shaheed Hacker Singh---Shaheed bhagat singh

28) Hacker 420

29)Password De Ke Dekho---Dil deke dekho

30)Terminal Apna Login Paraya

31) Mr Network Lal---Mr.Natwarlal

32)Meine Debug Kiya---Meine pyar kiya

33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna---Doli sajake rakhna

34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja

35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta---Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta

36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi

37.)Server se --- Dil se

38.)Mission Virus---Mission kashmir



Responses
Author: Deepika Haridas    02 Dec 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika



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