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Why student fails in exam???????


Posted Date: 01 Dec 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: VenkaTMember Level: Silver    
Rating: Points: 5



Why student fails in exam???????



It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails,



Because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.




Typical academic year for a student.





1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.


Balance 313 days.



2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot



and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.




3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.




4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means



15 days. Balance 126 days.





5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew



properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.





6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means


15 days . Balance 81 days.




7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.





8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days.



Balance 6 days.




9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.




10. Movies and functions at least 2 days.



Balance 1 day.




11. That 1 day is your birthday.




"How can a student pass????"



Responses
Author: Rumpa M    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
nice but very very old one.


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.


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