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Love marriage vs Arrange Marriage

Posted Date: 29 Nov 2006 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: Kirti Gupta Member Level: Silver
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Points: 5

Love Marriage :
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage :
Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage :
Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.

Arranged Marriage :
Compatible with hardware( Parents ).

Love Marriage :
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage :
You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage :
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage :
All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.

Love Marriage :
Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it will crash....

Arranged Marriage :
Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

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