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If classes are written on S/w engineers!!!!


Posted Date: 09 Nov 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Kirti GuptaMember Level: Silver    
Rating: Points: 5



class Indian_spinster_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems ;
float mind;
void knowledge ();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight ;
short tempered;
long gossips ;
float hopes ;
void work();
char unstable ;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love();
};

Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work ();
}




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