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Requirement for Junior Girl Friend ( trainee )


Posted Date: 16 Oct 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Rohit KumarMember Level: Silver    
Rating: Points: 5



Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior Girl Friend ( trainee )
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered )
Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective

Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

1. 2 Gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
2. 10 Bike rides each duration 1 hour
3. 5 Trips to National Highways
4. 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
5. 10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
6. Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
7. 2 Movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
8. Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size available with the shopkeeper.

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Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Pls note:

1. Only females
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above Mentioned conditions.

There is more:

1. For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
2. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Cotact Person:

Rohit Kumar
Click here
http://www.humsubka.com/UserPorfile.aspx?UID=324

For More Detail
Click here
http://www.humsubka.com/TopForGos.aspx?catID=7





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