C# Tutorials and offshore development in India

Prizes & Awards

My Profile

AdSense Revenue

Active Members
Today

Last 7 Days

more...

New Feature: Community Sites: Create your own .NET community website and start earning from Google AdSense ! It's Free !

Computer Jokes

Posted Date: 16 Oct 2006	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Rajikiran	Member Level: Gold
Rating:	Points: 5

How can you tell if a person with a flat tire at the side of the highway is a DEC repairman?
He's the one that is changing all four tires to find the flat.

What's the difference between a Macintosh and Etch-a-Sketch?
You don't have to shake a Macintosh to clear the screen.

Is it true that everybody who sells computers used to sell used cars?
No, 23% used to sell Florida real estate.

What's the message bordello owners most fear from the IRS computer?
Syntax error.

What's the fastest way to become a computer industry expert?
Bankrupt a computer company.

What's the fastest way to become a rich and famous computer industry expert?
Bankrupt two computer companies.

What's the hackers official farewell slogan?
The source be with you.

What's the official software manager's motto?
If one woman can make a baby in 9 months, then nine women can make one in one month.

What do you call software that does everything it's supposed to?
A miracle.

Responses

No responses found. Be the first to respond and make money from revenue sharing program.

Feedbacks

Popular Tags

What are tags ?

Search Tags

(No tags found.)

Post Feedback

This is a strictly moderated forum. Only approved messages will appear in the site. Please use 'Spell Check' in Google toolbar before you submit.
You must Sign In to post a response.

	Next Resource: Santa Jokes
	Previous Resource: Only computer Jokes
	Return to Discussion Resource Index
	Post New Resource
	Category: General

Post resources and earn money!

Related Resources

dotNet Slackers BizTalk Adaptors Web Design