*Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
* Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
* When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
* Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
* Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
* Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
* Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
* Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
* Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President."
* You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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