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IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG...


Posted Date: 04 Oct 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: RajikiranMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 5





When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it
is 16 or 32 bits.

When you are counting objects, you go
"0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and
come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her
for omitting the "else" clause.

You try to sleep, and think
sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours /

When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get
to the next page.

When after fooling around all day with routers etc,
you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...

When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the
floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper
mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your
postal one.

When you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom
window.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're
doing the math in octal.

When you look for a trash can icon for throwing garbage.




Responses

Author: Deepika Haridas    20 Nov 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Wow great one..
This really happens when you are habituated to do most of the things regularly.
One more thing When programmers are developing sites and using login and password many times to login to their site.
So by mistake they type the same username and password to login to their yahoo account.

Well good.

Regards,
Deepika


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