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Programmer Vs Non-Programmer


Posted Date: 04 Oct 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Gaurav Sharma Member Level: Diamond    
Rating: Points: 5





Programmer Vs Non-Programmer

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.


Non-Programmer : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Programmer : public member or private?


Non-Programmer: Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Programmer: may be u have used float instead of double in the software.


Non-Programmer: Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to my friend Joe?
Programmer: Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.





Responses

Author: Mahesh H Shivaswamy    27 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
nice:)


Author: srilu    27 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
GUD


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.


Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru    10 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
cool.. :)


Author: Mr India    26 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Funny Jokes


Author: Saravanan Kanagarasu    10 Nov 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
Hi Sharma,
Nice joke...
Keep on posting like a good jokes and make laughing some others..

Thanks and Regards,
Saravanan K


Author: T.S. Haritha     12 Nov 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
It is very good jokes but it is very real. The thinking of a programmer and non-programmer which you specified the joke is real in life.


Author: Sumit    27 Dec 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Really Very funny.. Gr8
Keep it up.

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..


Author: muhammed    27 Dec 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hi friends

nice joke
please send more jokes
i really like it


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