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Funny Unix Commands - Part ii.

Posted Date: 30 Sep 2006	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Mohan Kumar	Member Level: Diamond
Rating:	Points: 5

% cd /tmp

% touch this; chmod 000 this

% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U

% U this

U: cannot touch this: no write permission

% rm meese-ethics

rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% cd ~god

Unknown user: god.

% ar m God

ar: God does not exist

% make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me

bad character

% ^What is saccharine?

Bad substitute.

% drink bottle: cannot open

opener: not found

% alias alias alias

alias: Too dangerous to alias that.

% cat catfood

cat: cannot open catfood

% cat "food in cans"

cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.

% man p***y

No manual entry for p***y.

% rm God

rm: God nonexistent

% ar r God

ar: creating God

% Unmatched ".

Unmatched ".

% write desert

desert is not logged on.

% man you

No manual entry for you.

% !bluemoon

bluemoon: Event not found.

% scan for yellow_pages

yellow_pages: Is a directory

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