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Dr. Suess Does Tech Support


Posted Date: 30 Sep 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Gaurav Sharma Member Level: Diamond    
Rating: Points: 5



Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted
as a very last resort. And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking
icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the
index doesn't hash. Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!

You can't say this?
What a shame, sir!
We'll find you
another game, sir!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house Says the network is
connected to the button on the mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on
another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of Gauss, So your icons
in the windows are so wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go
out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode
instructions cause unnecessary RISC. Then you have to flash your memory and
you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
tell your mom!




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