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PC language
Posted Date: 30 Sep 2006
Resource Type:
Computer Jokes
Category:
General
Author:
Hiren Patel
Member Level:
Gold
Rating:
Points
: 5
A computer was something on TV. From a science-fiction show of note. Window was something you hated to clean. And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend. And gig was a job for the nights. Now they all mean different things. And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. And if you had a 3 - inch floppy. You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage. Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public. You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home. And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper. And the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they'll wish they were dead.
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