you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter 'work' via email, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words 'I've had enough of your shit...I'm off down the pub'. Your brain should automatically forget the 'work' and your career will now be successfully destroyed.
If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work' will no longer be of any relevance to you and that 'Scooby Doo' was the greatest children's cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the 'work' virus has corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends.
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 29 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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