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Posted Date: 29 May 2006 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: phanindra yerra Member Level: Gold
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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa: People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again...

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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police: How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar: I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM... What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?

Answer: Becoz SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wears Shirts!!!

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinosaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both don’t exist on earth!!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer: On their Wedding!!

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What’s the height of Intelligence?

Answer: A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

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